What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

[SanitarWC]

Originally Posted by Being

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1...eeldiguess.jpg

I wanna be as cool as this guy!

That guy...
Is a General Manager of the Universe.

Vlad's Explain
Elite shout

Interrupts a skill and motion of all creatures in a range,
leaving them confused for (12...34...78) seconds with
-8 IQ degeneration (14...29...40 seconds).

[JONO51]

Originally Posted by Being

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1...eeldiguess.jpg

I wanna be as cool as this guy!

hahaha, that was brilliant.

[urania]

Originally Posted by Being

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1...eeldiguess.jpg

I wanna be as cool as this guy!

does it get any better than that?

[system.fan]

Originally Posted by Being

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1...eeldiguess.jpg

I wanna be as cool as this guy!

Made my day

[Essence Snow]

Little pertinant info 1st...red is scammer, blue is guy who got scammed and my pm's to him, green is scammer's buddy.


some ppl are too gullible and fail to listen to warnings

edit...I fail at typing btw.....25-35 and stole

[Alathin]

Originally Posted by Being

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1...eeldiguess.jpg

I wanna be as cool as this guy!

What? I dont even...

Wait, I think I played with that guy, the name seems to familier :S

[MithranArkanere]

Originally Posted by Kada

I wish I had screenshotted it, someone in Spamadan was asking if anyone would be willing to drop a Kormir costume that they could borrow for a while to "try it out before I buy one".

Customized items...you're doing it wrong.

You an pick customized items and 'try them out' with dyes.

But you still can't pick items that are tagged so you can't drop them or trade them.
I don't remember if you can drop costumes.

[enter_the_zone]

Yeah, you can drop costumes.

[Iuris]

Originally Posted by MithranArkanere

You an pick customized items and 'try them out' with dyes.

That... whoever figured that out, well, he just managed to retroactively impress me big time. I'd never have thought of it...

[MithranArkanere]

Most people figure that out by themselves like I did.

Still, it is not perfect. You can only try one piece of equipment at a time, and only those that accept dyes. Accepting dyes is not the same as being dyeable.
Many /bonus weapons and several items that drop accept dyes without changing colors. And many items that do not accept dyes have different colored versions in Unique weapons.

[cormac ap dunn]

I was using my alt account in RA yesterday, as it has a free PvP slot, and I just felt like having a bit of fun. After crushing it with a team missing the standard cookie cutter format that is so often considered the "only thing to run if you want to win", one of the people we beat at around win #21 or so PMs me to say that my bar sucked, that it wasn't meta and we would only lose the next round. I dismiss him and a few minutes later get the oh so lovely "LOL 32/50 you suck!" Thats right, there are people who have little better to do then to search HoM calc to throw it on your face... Love when this happens on an alt Oh and to boot he proceeds to tell me in russian... When I laugh him off he then calls me a fat american burger eater.

[Vampire of Bone]

I was in a fissure of woe and asked the rit to stay in forge to send the mage (I was t1 ranger, was only gonna be 1-2minutes) he didnt bother and then when I asked him why not he said:
"Thats not how DL do it, you think i'm some noob?", I'm in DL. Needless to say when he found this out he seemed quite the moron!
I also found it funny of all the high end sc guilds he could have picked, he picked the one I was in. Made my day!

[Rage_Knight]

1. "Lets keep beating prophecies so we can keep getting tokens with the same character for perfect weapons!!!"

2. *After the party went in and got mopped storming castle Rage knight says "The party doesnt have enough dps or resiliance to make this trip.. you all will need 2 monks at least.." but is ignored.. -.-*
"Lets go around through the lava spiders" *ranger says: I''ll LURE!"*
*Ranger is Killed, Party is killed*

3. "I'll trade you this weapon I customized in PvP on a pvp character!"

4. "I got $900 gold can I buy your Icy dragon sword?!"

5. "hey knight i dont know why people say black dye is awsome I didnt get much from the beacons point vendor for it" (DODO blew off about 8k..)

6. "I'm testing this build!" *we notice he's got no weapons* "Oh crap I forgot my Axe!"

7. "What's an Inventory?"

8. "I got this far without infused armor I'll get it later"

9. "It's ok I can tank Abaddon with my Mesmer"

10. "People tell me to use frenzy but I keep dying!"

11. and last but not least.. "how do I heal myself?"
*mind you he's a monk at lv 12 how did he miss it? Most epic of fails.. *

[tuna-fish_sushi]

Just happened... This is what I get for trying to play RA.

[HigherMinion]

Originally Posted by tuna-fish_sushi

Just happened... This is what I get for trying to play RA.
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/6730/26390369.png

Red:Baiting for rager

Green:Being baited flawlessly

Not sure which colour to laugh at

[tuna-fish_sushi]

Originally Posted by HigherMinion

Red:Baiting for rager

Green:Being baited flawlessly

Not sure which colour to laugh at

You could say that for anything though. I'm just saying this is the stupidest thing I've heard. :P

[Fay Vert]

Originally Posted by HigherMinion

Red:Baiting for rager

Green:Being baited flawlessly

Not sure which colour to laugh at

Baiting for rager

AKA Troll

(I enjoyed the no mesmer story)

[VikingHaag]

Not really stupid but worth sharing. Happened in april 2011.
Guys selling unid golds, i bought 7 just for the hell of it.
Had 4 CC in the middle, including a q9 healing. Tell him i'll pay 10e since i like the skins.
He proceeds to deny and makes me pay only 5k. I feel sad to this day.

[Omar Charrbane]

Originally Posted by cormac ap dunn

I was using my alt account in RA yesterday, as it has a free PvP slot, and I just felt like having a bit of fun. After crushing it with a team missing the standard cookie cutter format that is so often considered the "only thing to run if you want to win", one of the people we beat at around win #21 or so PMs me to say that my bar sucked, that it wasn't meta and we would only lose the next round. I dismiss him and a few minutes later get the oh so lovely "LOL 32/50 you suck!" Thats right, there are people who have little better to do then to search HoM calc to throw it on your face... Love when this happens on an alt Oh and to boot he proceeds to tell me in russian... When I laugh him off he then calls me a fat american burger eater.

I find this especially hilarious on account that a) it happens to me all the time and b) I actually don't give s shit about titles, or HoM. All I care about is storyline, having sweet sweet drops, and cold hard Z-Coin.

FYI My main is 10/50

While I get that it can net you rewards in the next game, so what? It's not like they are exclusive rewards, they won't be "special" on account that like 20 thousand people wil have them. Not exclusive; don't care. I'll play Guildwars2 like I play any normall game.

Only title I deliberately sought was Legendary Defender, all others was by chance of playing the game.

[_Aphotic_]

This kid doesn't know how to scam.

He was WTS a Charr Bag in Kamadan for 75k.
I was bored, so I decided to play along... and waste 15 minutes of my life..