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Asplode
Nov 01, 2005, 02:04 AM
...Yeah. Scraping the bottom of the barrel for sponsors?!

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/8141/wtf8al.jpg

I swear to god I've done nothing to this picture other than crop it

Omnidragon42
Nov 01, 2005, 02:09 AM
Dear God...:eek:

Savio
Nov 01, 2005, 02:41 AM
I'll bet kzap will love seeing this ;)

kzap
Nov 01, 2005, 02:48 AM
even old people play mmorpgs

unienaule
Nov 01, 2005, 02:51 AM
But, that's like, porn, man, but, old, people, and, making, me, use, commas, all, over, the place, cause my, brain, is, fried, and, thinking, slow. O..... M...... G..... That's, but, kids use this forum!

Accurax
Nov 01, 2005, 02:54 AM
Wahey i just joined......

Got myself a 95 year old wheel chair bound midget from south Guatamala

Wooo hoo

Shadowdaemon
Nov 01, 2005, 04:32 AM
thats just nasty.....

MJ12trooper
Nov 01, 2005, 04:57 AM
its better than the ipod one that every once in ahwile takes ur cpu usage to 100% and u have to close the page and it closes all other gwg pages :(

then it goes back to normal

quickmonty
Nov 01, 2005, 06:06 AM
Not as old as those people, but I have grandchildren older than quite a few GW players ........ and still sizzle ;)

Old Dood
Nov 01, 2005, 06:23 AM
Well I am old enough to receive AARP letters now.....But I am not that OLD LOOKING.

I am surprised Guru doesn't have a Adult Diaper ad....you figure people of all ages could use those and keep on playing Guild Wars. :D

MCS
Nov 01, 2005, 07:25 AM
Sexy.

Sister Rosette
Nov 01, 2005, 07:29 AM
I'm using a Sundering Viagra of Fortitude!

lyra_song
Nov 01, 2005, 08:17 AM
ROFL XD

Help i cant stop laughing!

AlphaSt0rm
Nov 01, 2005, 09:32 AM
LOL. Funny. GWG has to have adds lol, and they have to take every oppurtunity to stay up. I <3 GWG so I'm fine with it. (I also have FF with AdBlock so I can't see any of the ads lol) =P

Aria
Nov 01, 2005, 11:29 AM
Sooo.. who wants to make a really big donation? :p

the drizzle
Nov 01, 2005, 12:13 PM
Just curious. Does anyone from guru actually make money from ads, or do they just help pay for the site? Does everything sort of balance out?

Shanksie
Nov 01, 2005, 02:17 PM
bah!

for some reason (thankfully) something on my pc is blocking these ads - god how i hate you Norton

*disables Norton so i can join in the fun*

and LOL Sister Rosette - that has conjured up images i could really have lived without :X

The Son Of Morgoth
Nov 01, 2005, 05:29 PM
Omg how is that offensive ( yea right thats just six im going to have nightmares of my grandparents now)

dont u kno that when u kill the Mad King you get a Insightful Viagra Pill of Sexyness?

its stats are :

damage received -50 (chance 110%)
armor penetration 100%(chance 99.9%)
extreme sexyness (chance 1%)

Loviatar
Nov 01, 2005, 05:35 PM
its stats are :

damage received -50 (chance 110%)
armor penetration 100%(chance 99.9%)
extreme sexyness (chance 1%)

:) does that armor penetration take into account *chainmail pants with a missing link*:p

EDIT for lyrics



Long ago in days of old
There lived a knight who
Wasn't quite as bold
As a knight should be

He rode an old grey mare called Bess
Searchin' for a damsel in distress
Just to see if he
Could set her free

See the knight in rusty armour ride
To her aid
Trusty sword is hanging at his side
With a rusty blade

Up the tower steps he sneaked
But as he moved
His rusty armour squeaked
Such a mournful note

And all the sentries at their posts
Thought it must have been the castle ghost
They jumped for their lives
In the moat

So the knight in rusty armour won
His fair maid
Had no need to draw his trusty sword
With a rusty blade

As he bent to kiss his bride
He found that he was
Rusted up inside
In his battle dress
And I can't guess

How they still got married
And had twins
They came in tins
Every suit of armour ever made
Has a kink
Chain mail pants with a missing link