Recently on the magical world of Tyria I came across a large sum of cash.  Im not talking about that 20 dollars I hang in front of peoples windows so they fall out trying to grab it, I mean money that could buy one very nice looking ham sandwich.  Its not normal for me to find this cash without causing an "accident" to the previous owner, but fortune has a way of appearing in the hands of the bold.  As in I pushed over a blind man and took his money bag.

With this new sack of gold I faced a new problem that has been sweeping my fellow Guild Wardians who followed my previous guide "The Lesser Known Ways of Making Gold", what should I spend all this handsome money on?  Well being the ingenious guy that I am im going to tell you how I spent, and how you should spend, the worlds greatest object.  Gold can buy you a lot of things like a new piece of obsolete armor which you'll throw away when you get to the next city, but there's certain things people forget about when their spending their coin.  For instance remember old Jackie Two-Shoes world famous dancer?  He's spitting in his grave (or statue I should say) now because of all the smart consumers out there buying useful services.  Have you ever walked past a lone dancer and never even given them a coin?  Your a monster, that's right monster, your killing a graceful business!  Sure all they have to do is type /dance but then they have to wait for hours as the dance goes on!  They need your gold just to keep their sanity!  So the next time you pass by one you better give them some gold...and a hug...they like hugs.

Another industry that has been lacking support from the consumer is the con-artists (a.k.a scammers).  These guys have been getting a bad wrap lately and im sick of it.  They might take your money or valuable objects by playing nasty tricks on you but they've got virtual families to feed to!  Without them everyone would be on fair and equal playing grounds.  They see how in the real world society is built up from lieing and cheating people disgracing humanity, and come to their senses that virtual worlds can't survive without the infection of bad morals.  The next time you see a guy try to sell you something that isn't worth 5k, buy it...and maybe kick him in the groin, its a sign of appreciation in their world.

Right now there is a common mis-conception that the people of guild wars don't need to purchase and eat food.  Just because their mouths don't have the ability to move doesn't mean they don't need food to keep them walking.  I mean look at the people walking around, their sticks!  The women can break if you breathe on them too hard.  And the necro guys, well they need to get out in the sun more for starters....  Stop being a cheap little monkey and start buying food to feed your avatar and inject the food in their veins if you have to.  They need to eat to!

There you have three easy things to spend your life savings on but there is one very last and important cause that your precious gold can go towards.  Everyday you can come on Guild Wars Guru and the other less famous and not as cool looking sites, to fill your head with information to make your Guild Wars alternate life easy and fun.  But little do most people know that as the people who work on making these sites great they have little time for the game their dedicated towards.  Many moderators and site admin can be found lying on the streets of Tyria exhausted after all their hard work is done.  So the next time you see a moderator, site admin, comic maker, article writer, or artist give them a hug and a present from the heart to show your appreciation for their work.  And if one of them happens to be me, be a pal and remove that "kick me" sign on my back.