Greetings fellow money hungry GuildWardians!  The names Smokey Jack,and I'm here to solve your greatest problem.  No I'm not talking about your lazy eye or the fact that I'm watching you through a web cam.  I'm talking about the thing we all need but we don't want to work for to get it.  Cash, the one item that keeps Michael Jackson's face from falling off. With my easy steps your avatar will be eating cash for breakfast, or various wholesome items from the trash if things don't go the way their supposed to.

The first thing you need to do on your way to financial security is to decide what character you want.  If you want to be like 90% of the population, you'll take the easy way out and be a Wa/Mo.  Hold on there Billy don't press that Warrior button yet, lets take a look at the other classes. 

We also have the book smart Elementalist.  They enjoy torturing small animals with their god like powers and having their steak extra well-done. 

Then there's the Necromancers who cry every night about Daddy treating them un-fair and raising a bunch of "new friends" from the grave.

The Rangers who try to have pointy objects go into their enemies and gracefully run away when the group's warrior dies.

The Monk who receives the beating of their self-esteem as their blamed for letting the warrior die.


























And who can forget the Mesmers, which rely on watching everyone else do the work while they sit back and make foul comments towards the enemy.

Once you've chosen your class you'll probably want to start on your money making.  Now your probably thinking "why don't I go kill animals and steal parts of their body to give to a lonely man who has a fascination with useless animal parts?"  Welp the sad fact is that its the totally wrong thing to do.  If your going to make it big your going to have to work like normal business men.  Do you think Bill Gates got his cash from killing people and defenseless animals?  Of course not, he hired other people to do it for him.  You need to start off offering a useless service which has no long term effects.  Here's a few to help you start out:

Dancing.  Its led many guildwardians to loads of money and un-dieing fame.  One good example is Jackie Two-Shoes.  He started during the beta dancing his feet off for scraps of meat from rat bones.  But soon he got better, people flocked to him and paid tribute to watch his crazy dancing feet in action, and cash began begging to go into his pockets.  He danced our little nation out of hard times, joining groups purely to dance while the rest of the group died with a smile on their face.  He was a hero, and now there is a golden statue placed in his honor.  Of course at the time they had no molds to make the statue with so they incased it around his body, and even today they say you can still hear him gasping for air, as a reminder of his great deeds.


























Begging has also become a suitable small business these days.  What better job is there then making money without offering a service except the annoyance of your customers?  Before you take this career path you need to know the universal rules for begging.  A beggar shall always talk using 1337 and always demand, never ask.  Like so: "&1V3 M3 PH@7 L007 N0WZ!"  You may also notice how they use caps lock to show that their very big men and the mis-use of grammar to reinforce that fact.

A new occupation that has recently become popular is the AFKer.  This person gets the easy life of joining peoples groups for missions and going afk immediately when the mission starts.  This allows them to earn money and xp while they watch some TV in the other room.  The main rule is to return after the group has completed the mission and leave without apologizing.

After creating a reasonable sum of cash it comes time to expand your business.  To raise above the working class dogs you will need to begin to hire them.  This can be done by creating a guild, giving them a false sense of security that their benefiting from working for you.  Once you have your workers you must inspire them to make you money, which is simply done by giving them a fake objective to raise guild funds for.  *Note guild funds can be represented in the equation guild member's hard earned cash = yours*  To also further increase your rate of income you can offer them "loans" with high interest rates that they can never possibly pay you back for, making them your own personal slaves.  Make sure when hireing you have a uncle sam poster rip off like so:

Congratz if you fully followed this guide you are now a rich and wealthy King Pin of a "legal" organization where you are the sole benefiter.  Or you are right now the most hunted man alive, in that case your welcome for the extensive leg training you will receive from all the running you will get to do.  Make sure you take in the fresh air of Kryta as you pull out Billy's little dagger from the left side of your hip.